George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline :
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him toIraq ..
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo....
Problem solved.....
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
ALMOST FORGOT TO SHARE!
So many (3) of you have been begging to know what it was Dad and I went to Chehalis to get a few weeks back?????
Well it was in fact NOT a VW, it was a 1988 Ford Ranger.
Now with that being said I have sold the RED Bug, and am trying like MAD to get rid of the Squareback I picked up for FREE! My intent was to use the Ranger as my main mode of transpo but after much though I decided this was not the one for me, So Dad took it off of my hands and YES he is currently working on it to make it a driver for Him.....(hard to believe I know!)
So currently I am driving Old Blue! (dad's big blue dodge van) I will let all (3) of you know when I get something more permanent. So far my thoughts are a Ford Bronco II or a Karmen Ghia?
You tell me?
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