- The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
- fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
- These boys from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas will be dropped off in Iraq.
- They have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
- 1. The season opened today.
- 2. There is no limit.
- 3. They taste just like chicken.
- 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
- 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
- We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
