ENOUGH ALREADY!

PRICE TO PULL SOME WEEDS IN YOUR OWN FRONT YARD?

ZERO DOLLARS...........

PRICE TO PUT ALL OF YOUR CRAP AWAY AND CLEAN UP YOUR FRONT PORCH?

ZERO DOLLARS.........

PRICE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS SANITY, AGGRAVATION AND LOST SLEEP AT THE FACT THAT YOU AS A HOMEOWNER CANNOT TAKE CARE OF THE FRONT OF YOUR OWN HOME, THE HOME THAT YOU PAY A MONTHLY MORTGAGE ON, THE HOME THAT YOU REFUSE TO PULL WEEDS, PICK UP YOUR SHOES AND SOCKS OFF OF THE FRONT PORCH, LEAVE PLANTS TO DIE WITHOUT PLANTING THEM, LEAVING MOUNDS OF DIRT PILED UP NEXT TO YOUR HOME.

TRUELY FREAKIN' PRICELESS..

HELP ME PLEASE!!!!

I BEG OF YOU...